Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Jack Bauer is My Hero

As a devout 24 fan I had to give a little extra play to this list I found on my friend Sam Sutter's Blog. Enjoy!!!!


  • "The anti-Christ is hoping Jack Bauer won't be left behind."
  • Jack Bauer is an Arminian…if you cooperate you can cut a deal.
  • Jack Bauer once baptized someone until he talked.
  • Pray with Jack Bauer but if he offers the laying on of hands, decline.
  • Jack Bauer giving the sacraments: "You have no idea what it cost to secure this…"
  • The only reason you're reading this blog is because Jack Bauer is letting you.
  • Jack Bauer believes in Divine Election because he understands what it means to control everything.
  • Jack Bauer is a Complimentarian- everyone submits to him.
  • Jack Bauer once questioned the authenticity of the Bible, so he brought the authors back to life and tortured them until he was convinced they were telling the truth.
  • Jesus will return when Jack Bauer dies. The problem is that he keeps coming back to life.
  • Jack Bauer knows whether the earth is "young" or "old," but no one's successfully tortured it out of him.
  • For Jack Bauer, confrontation is the only form of evangelism.
  • 1/3 of the angels fell when Jack Bauer kicked them out of heaven for not telling him who they worked for.
  • Jack Bauer is proof of Intelligent Design.
  • Luckily, the Egyptians gave in after the 10th plague because number 11 was going to be Jack Bauer.
  • The 10 spies gave a bad report because they saw Jack Bauer.
  • Jack Bauer is his own accountability partner and community.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Great work.