Jack Bauer is My Hero

As a devout 24 fan I had to give a little extra play to this list I found on my friend Sam Sutter's Blog. Enjoy!!!!

• "The anti-Christ is hoping Jack Bauer won't be left behind."
• Jack Bauer is an Arminian…if you cooperate you can cut a deal.
• Jack Bauer once baptized someone until he talked.
• Pray with Jack Bauer but if he offers the laying on of hands, decline.
• Jack Bauer giving the sacraments: "You have no idea what it cost to secure this…"
• The only reason you're reading this blog is because Jack Bauer is letting you.
• Jack Bauer believes in Divine Election because he understands what it means to control everything.
• Jack Bauer is a Complimentarian- everyone submits to him.
• Jack Bauer once questioned the authenticity of the Bible, so he brought the authors back to life and tortured them until he was convinced they were telling the truth.
• Jesus will return when Jack Bauer dies. The problem is that he keeps coming back to life.
• Jack Bauer knows whether the earth is "young" or "old," but no one's successfully tortured it out of him.
• For Jack Bauer, confrontation is the only form of evangelism.
• 1/3 of the angels fell when Jack Bauer kicked them out of heaven for not telling him who they worked for.
• Jack Bauer is proof of Intelligent Design.
• Luckily, the Egyptians gave in after the 10th plague because number 11 was going to be Jack Bauer.
• The 10 spies gave a bad report because they saw Jack Bauer.
• Jack Bauer is his own accountability partner and community.